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- You're 38 and you look it.
- Fuck you.
- Right. And next year youre 39, and then 40. And after 40 you may as well die.
- Thanks.
- If the cardiologist decides that you are too old and decrepit and ugly to be at all lovable, I am available to tolerate you in your golden years.
- Thank you.

(There are no happy endings in our future)